Help Save Democracy

I led a discussion at my office last week on the internet and democracy. Here it is, in all its glory: Internet & Democracy.ppt

Basically, I tried to make the case that democracy is in peril, because newspapers are seeing their business models blow up.  Without newspapers, who will watch the watchmen?  Answer: we all will.  We’ll use the Internet to take over some of the jobs that professional journalists have been doing, like spreading information and keeping our institutions honest.

I don’t think there’s anything earth-shattering here, but it certainly sparked a fascinating discussion with my co-workers.


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Stamford Blog Network?

So I just rolled off a pretty busy project at work, and I’m finally catching up on my blog reading. I missed a lot!

I was checking out Manager Mom’s blog, and I was totally impressed with some of the stuff she’s been putting out. This MILF is hilarious! I clicked through (from Google Reader) to leave a comment, and was SHOCKED at the comment activity. The thing has exploded. There were like 50 comments on each of her posts.

I was impressed and definitely a little jealous. And there are plenty of other great blogs in Stamford, many of which are also starting to get a lot of traffic.

It got me thinking…. should we create some sort of Stamford Blog Network? This may be a little crazy, given the proliferation of ad networks out there. But there must be local advertisers who would pay to reach the audience that our blogs are creating. Local bars and restaurants would certainly be interested.

I doubt any of us are doing this for the money, but wouldn’t it be nice if we could make a little extra on the side?

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Yet another awesome video

This is good stuff.


Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

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From the Dilbert blog

I love Scott Adams.

When it comes to picking our next president, I can’t decide if I
prefer the smooth-talking, inspirational candidate who promises to give
my money to people who don’t work as hard as I do, or the old, short,
ugly, angry guy with one good arm who graduated at the bottom of his
class and somehow managed to shag a hot heiress and become a contender
for president. It seems dangerous to underestimate that guy.

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Business Time

Hat tip, Manager Mom.

update: apparently Manager Mom’s hat tip needs to be revoked, and replaced with a hat tip to Always Home & Uncool

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Delay

After my experience traveling into LGA over the last 3 months, I swore that I would never again take Delta into LGA. It’s ALWAYS backed up.

Then tonight, I was forced to switch back from my EWR flight. And all seemed miraculous. The flight took off on time. It was pleasant. The pilot went straight over Manhattan at sunset, offering an unbelievable view of the city. It was a fitting end to my Tampa study.

Except that now I’m sitting on the runway. Apparently our gate is open but there are too many planes between here and there, and we can’t get through.

Sure it’s frustrating, but my expectations are so unbelievably low that I’m not actually that upset. I can actually enjoy other people’s misery….as soon as the plane landed, everyone around got on their cell phones to complain to their loved ones about a 20 minute delay. They are dropping F-bombs all over the place. They are PISSED. They have no idea.

In the past 7 weeks, this flight has not taken off within 2 hours of its scheduled departure time.

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Role Model Hell

One of the hardest parts about being a father, at least so far, is realizing that I am now a role model. An extremely impressionable human being is going to watch my every move for the next 25 years,and it will affect his entire world view. Eventually, he’ll realize that his father is just another guy, prone to making mistakes and trying to grind out a life. But for the next 25 years, I’m on stage.

I am probably the worst role model that I could imagine, at least when it comes to the truly important stuff. I know what you’re thinking: Chris, you’re perfect! What do you mean by that?

On the surface, things appear fine. I’m generally making good financial decisions and things at work are going really great. Financial stability: check (at least for now!). Note: Greta has A LOT to do with this one.

Also, I know from experience that a lot of stuff passes from father to son through osmosis. I’d like to think that some of my (good) habits will be passed to the next generation.

  • He’ll want to stay informed about the world around him.
  • He’ll be ambitious to succeed, but never take himself so seriously that he can’t laugh.
  • He’ll possess an inexplicable desire to share personal details about himself with his friends, family and the greater world.

I’m pretty sure I got these traits from my own father, and I hope to pass them on to Jack. Media Consumption: check. Sense of humor: check. Assumption that others care about my life: check.

There are tons of bad habits that I’ll pass on as well. These include a tendency to get silent during arguments (infuriating my spouse), general anti-social behavior at most family events and extreme laziness around food preparation and most other household chores. Hopefully Greta can mitigate most of these.

But what I’m most concerned about is that my overall world view is so totally confused and conflicted. I don’t believe in anything. I seem to have no coherent moral code to pass on. Each day I get farther and farther from answering the fundamental question: “how should a good man live?”

If I can’t answer this question, then what is this little creature going to think about the world? About me?

I have a few options here.

  1. First, I could pick a set of religious beliefs and just punt on the whole issue. This is what most people do–perhaps they’re more content than me, but I will never be able to turn over so much of myself to any institution, and certainly not one as paternalistic and corrupt as a church.
  2. Second, I can continue along in my angst but practice all of my arguments, so that as Jack gets older I am prepared to defend my positions, thereby giving Jack confidence that all is well.
  3. Finally, I can just tell him the truth, say “I don’t know” a lot, and cut him loose to figure it out for himself.

Clearly, the third option is where I’m headed. But boy, that’s a lot of pressure! And what if I turn out to be a hypocrite? What will he think when he finds that out?

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I didn’t make Fairfield County Top 40 under 40!??!

The Stamford Times covers the story here.

“The region’s youngest and brightest business leaders were honored Thursday, June 12 at a reception for the 2008 Fairfield County 40 under 40 held at UConn Stamford.”

It’s an outrage that I wasn’t selected for the list. I’m under 40, I live in Fairfield County, and I’m certainly THE brightest, youngest leader in the region.

Furthermore, my father’s company was a sponsor of the event and he was the emcee! I suppose the committee, in all its wisdom, figured that the mere perception of a conflict of interest would be too great a risk. Surely the last thing they need is a question being raised about the selection process for such a highly coveted award.

Wish me luck. I have 11 more years to prove my worth.

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Testing ScribeFire

I’m writing this post from my Firefox browser. It’s supposed to be as simple as hitting F8, and then firing off an entry.

Seriously, if you’re not using Firefox, you’re missing out.

Update: it worked. AND, it’s easy to edit entries directly from the browser.

Go download the Scribefire plugin.

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Best part about Firefox 3

Firefox just keeps getting better and better.

I think my favorite feature is the way it asks if you want to remember a password.  In the old version (and IE), you don’t know if the password works when it asks you if it should remember it!  So you always hit no, and the program never gets smart.

In the new Firefox, you can click “yes, remember my password,” AFTER you see whether it works.  This is hugely helpful for those of us who can’t remember stuff the first time.

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IO Digital Cable!!

Does anyone else love this commercial?

I’m cranking pages and totally jamming out to this song in my hotel room.

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Marilyn

This was a few weeks ago.  Gotta teach the boy somehow.

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I Hadn’t Cried In A While

Did anyone watch Meet The Press this morning?

Man oh man. It was a tear jerker.

On Friday, when I first heard of Tim Russert’s death, I can’t say that it had much of an effect on me. One of my colleagues received a text message from her sister in Washington, passing along the news that Russert had had a heart attack. It surprised me how upset she was when she heard the news. I thought, sure, this is tragic, but people die every day.

We’ve been watching Meet The Press almost every week during this primary season. Along with The Colbert Report, it’s one of the few shows on our DVR that we actually keep up with. Next to Howard Stern, Russert was the best interviewer in journalism.

But I still didn’t feel sad when I heard news of his death. Watching the reactions of my co-workers, I wondered if I was a cold, heartless cynic.

Then today, I teed up MTP on our DVR. The guests shared personal stories about Russert and they played footage from some of his more famous interviews. It ended with a photo slide show set to a Bruce Springsteen song.

I had a couple of watery eye moments when I heard personal details (like how he called James Carville to share a moment during an LSU football game), but I completely lost it near the end when his producer described how Russert had helped lift her up (she had started as an intern).

He pursued a noble profession. He did it with integrity and ambition. That’s enough to make him a great man. But when you add the personal stories of mentorship, loyalty, and the little boy inside him, it’s just too much. And on Father’s Day no less!

Why did he have to die before he inspired me? Do we have too few living American heroes? Or have I gotten too cynical to believe their stories?

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CT Plates 392-DKO: MOVE YOUR CAR!

I just posted this flyer up and down Prospect Street.  This car’s alarm has been going off since Thursday night.  It’s times like this that I wish I believed in hell, so I could curse people to it.

Hopefully the flyers will attract some attention to the problem.  Or perhaps the owner of this Lincoln Continental is a reader of Herbietown?

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Stuck on Runway AGAIN

This whole airline on-time thing is really starting to irritate me (in case it isn’t obvious).

The friendly pilot just announced a 40 minute delay on my flight home to LaGuardia, due to “wind conditions in New York.”

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&%#$&

I tried a new travel strategy this week.

Normally I optimize for time at home with family. I’ll wake up at the crack of dawn and work late into the night if I can get home a day early. But the last few weeks have been grueling on my body. On Friday nights, I drag my weary body through the door, dump my bag on the floor, and flop uselessly on the couch. I take 2 and sometimes 3 naps on Saturday and Sunday. You can imagine how psyched Greta is with this arrangement.

So this week, I changed it up.

In order to maximize sleep and avoid the 4:30 am alarm clock, I decided to fly tonight. An early evening flight would put me in my Heavenly bed at 10pm. I’d wake up at 7, work out, and eat a large breakfast of fruit, toast, juice & coffee. I dreamed of quality sleep, morning exercise, enhanced concentration, and a massively productive day at work.

But here I am, at gate C81 of Newark airport, listening to the steady blare of delay announcements. My teeth are clenched and grinding and my lap is overheating from my cursed laptop. A baby is wailing somewhere.

I walked about a mile to find an open power outlet. It was conveniently located 30 feet from all airport furniture. I sat on the floor and wrestled with my Verizon air card, which decided to revert to 1998 Internet speeds.  It might as well play that old AOL dial-up noise.

Another baby is crying. If I close my eyes, it almost seems as if they’re participating in some sort of pre-mating ritual, except instead of birds chirping to each other to establish compatability, these beasts are competing for dominance by seeing who can sustain the highest-pitch screech for the longest period of time.

When I returned to my gate, I discovered that an extra hour of delay was added….bringing the total to 3 hours. Perfect. So I’ll settle into my Heavenly Bed at 1:05 am.

Maybe I should just bag the healthy thing and order a beer and some onion rings.

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Why Isn’t Clothing More Practical?

vest.pngWe went to Newseum on Saturday.

I saw this vest in the gift shop, and fell in love.  I modeled it for Greta.  She seemed to share my excitement, but soon came the inevitable, crushing question: “When will you ever wear that?”

She had a point.

Why is clothing so impractical?  You would think that as we advanced as a society, we would get smarter and more creative.

Look at the kangaroo.  These resourceful creatures evolved a built-in pouch, right on their bellies.

I’m a consultant.  I travel the world and I’m expected to bring a full toolkit of analytics and judgment.  Wouldn’t my clients be better off if I were wearing this vest?  I could store my calculator, wallet, Blackberry and business cards within a moments reach.  Never again would I waste time searching for binder clips or a whiteboard marker.  My productivity would soar, and I’d look damn good, too.

I can’t understand why I spent $130,000 on an MBA, only to take a job where I can’t even wear a cool vest.

Father’s Day is coming up.  Click here.  $79.99.  I take a medium.  Tan preferred.

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How Do You Sleep (on a plane?)

Last night, I tried to explain my “sleep on plane” system to my wife.

Her response: “How did you win me over? You’re a freak. You were a freak as a child. There must have been a tiny window of normal-ness when you met me.”

Baloney.

Most people on planes have a simple approach: tilt head back, open mouth, snore. Average sleep duration is 3-5 minutes, with constant nodding and awkward cuddling with guy in middle seat accounting for the bulk of the interruptions.

My system is better.

First, I strap on noise-canceling headphones so I can plausibly feign deafness when my coworkers asks me to look up a number.

Next, I take off my shoes and wrap the plush airport blanket around me. The trapped heat helps to simulate a comfortable environment.

Then I inflate the neck pillow with a few long steady puffs. Yes, I own a gray fuzzy inflatable neck pillow. Usually the sound draws a few curious glances as fellow passengers wonder why someone would ever blow up a balloon on an airplane.

The final finishing touch is my manly eye mask—constructed of fine red silk.

I can sleep for an entire flight with this system.

Granted, my teammates and other fellow passengers make judgments about my sanity and wonder what it could possibly be like to live/work with such a high maintenance freak show….but it’s worth it.

Anyone have a better approach?

Update: my wife informs that I left out the (discreet) application of Rhinaris nasal gel to the inside of my nostrils. Hydration is key, people.

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Full rack




Full rack

Originally uploaded by christopherh01

The bike rack at stamford train station was stuffed full of bikes.

I guess when it’s warm and sunny, everyone rides their bike.

I think there should be a designated rack for those of us who brave the
cold weather, too. Like elite frequent flyer status.

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A Rational Step

Unbelievable.  A state decides that all men are, in fact, created equal, and it makes front page headlines because it’s such big news.

How can we be so righteous about racism while denying gay Americans their rights?  It is shocking to me that 2 men cannot be married in this country.  It’s antiquated.  It’s cruel and absurd.  It’s closed-minded and crazy.

California takes a rational step.  And look how 2 newspapers report it:

WSJ: California Ruling Reignites Same-Sex Marriage Debate 

NYT: California Court Overturns A Ban On Gay Marriage 

Same issue, 2 opinions.  Both seem factual and objective.

But the WSJ reinforces the idea that there should be a debate.  About what?  Human rights?  OK.  Let’s debate that.   Some humans are better than others.  They can marry.  Others can’t.  Now go ahead and debate.

Bonus points: insert religion into the debate.

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Familiar?

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Spring Love

I had a crappy week, but it ended gloriously.

Starting off Monday mornings with a 4:30 am wake-up is brutal, and it doesn’t get any easier with repetition. I get in the car at 5:15 and I open my laptop. For the next 20 hours, I’m analyzing data, writing emails, scheduling meetings, or talking to clients. Sometimes it feels like I never get a moment to stop.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. I work with brilliant down-to-earth people and I’ve been lucky to get staffed on some exciting projects in the media industry. I’m learning something new every day. The best days are usually the ones where I see a direct impact of my actions on the client’s business.

But I don’t get many chances to come up for air. My laptop and blackberry enable me to work nonstop, so I don’t get to enjoy the scenery much.

On Thursday afternoon, I walked home from the train station in Stamford. I was exhausted from a long day, and I had a long night of work ahead of me. My spirits were down.

I got off the train and took the steps to the underground walkway that leads to the street. The path was blocked by yellow police tape, and there were security guards everywhere. Naturally I was curious.

Turns out there was a movie being filmed. I usually make a point of not gawking at celebrities…they’re just people after all. They should be gawking at me!

But then I realized that this was probably that DeNiro movie that’s being shot all over downtown. Which means Drew Barrymore was probably in the vicinity.

I have a crush on Drew Barrymore.

My wife has given me permission to have my way with her, should Drew be willing and interested. People are usually surprised that my 1 get-out-of-jail-free choice isn’t some rail-thin supermodel.

I think my crush started with her performance in E.T. I know, I know, she was like 6. Before you get all weirded out, please realize that I was also about 6. So it was perfectly natural.

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Anyway, I didn’t see Drew at the train station. But just the thought of running into her was enough to add a little pep to my walk. And calling Greta to flaunt the increasing likeliness of my infidelity was fun, too.

Next, on my way up Atlantic Street, I passed a road race. Healthy good-looking people filling the streets doing something healthy. Music. Food. Families.

I also passed a handful of bars and restaurants, all with outdoor seating. Love was in the air. People were everywhere, all over downtown, frolicking in the springtime weather.

My troubles melted away. I imagined myself in a modern day community celebration….like those scenes in Braveheart where the entire village celebrates someone’s wedding, and everyone is happy and safe.

My senses suddenly became aware of the beauty all around me. Trees and flowers in full bloom. A light breeze carrying strange and wonderful scents. I felt like giving my wallet to a homeless person and breaking into a yodel.

To top things off, I witnessed a reuniting of mother and daughter on my building’s front stoop. An Asian man stood with his daughter at the front stoop. A taxi pulled up. The little girl (4 years old?) ran straight for it (right past me) with a giant smile on her face and her arms opened wide. The mother was barely out of the car when her daughter collapsed into her arms. The father filmed the entire scene with a video camera. I almost cried!

There’s so much beauty and joy all around us, and all it takes is a little heightened perception to observe the everyday miracles that make life worth living.

I’ll get back to the cynicism and whining tomorrow.

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Did I find my tribe?

GrenadinesWe’re going here on November 13, with my office. It’s going to be awesome.

Apparently there are a limited number of suites available at the resort. Rather than dole them out by seniority (which would leave me and Baby Food Blog sleeping in the lobby), my firm has decided to create an elaborate point system (only a consultant would love this) to encourage participation in office events.

Look for me to be yeah-ra-ra work events in the upcoming months.

I used to feel that bonuses would be better than perks. Stick me in C-class office space and skip the fancy parties, I thought, and pay me the difference in cash. Let me decide how to spend it. The thought of vacationing with my co-workers did not appeal to me.

But now I’m starting to feel differently. Maybe this is the first time I actually enjoy spending time with my work colleagues. Maybe I’ve found my tribe? Or maybe I’m starting to realize that “work” is not a place I go just to “make money.” It’s a profession. And my colleagues are an important part of that.

Or maybe I just never had the opportunity to visit a lavish resort in the Grenadines for a work event!

In any case, I’m psyched.

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Graffiti

This is worth watching.

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

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Ageism….my new favorite form of discrimination

Check out Things Younger Than McCain.

Hat Tip: VSL

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